Are You This Guy Leaving These Funny Voice Messages?

Tickle your funny bones on Valentine’s Day till you dry up!

Try Not To Laugh Too Much okay? (unless you got no sense of humor. phui!)

You gotta listen to this.
A Guy leaving MULTIPLE voice messages on this woman’s phone in the HOPE, she will reply back to him…


Hi Ashley, this is David, 5 o’clock Tuesday afternoon. I don’t know what time you’re coming home. If you have time maybe we can go right into Brentwood and we can have dinner together. Can you call me back please? Bye bye.
Next Message.
Hi Ashley, this is David, its 7:30 p.m. Tuesday night. I have a missed phone call on my phone. I don’t know if you were trying to call me back, I missed you or what happened. My phone, it didn’t ring but I have your number as a missed call. If you didn’t call can you please call back again at 7:30 p.m. bye bye.
Next Message.
High Ashley, this is David, its 9 o’clock. I don’t think you can be that busy not to return my phone calls. Can you just call me for just 5 minutes and let me know if you are available to go out or if I should stop calling you and just forget about you. I thought you were a decent human being but it seems to me you are not. So I don’t know what to tell you. I thought you were someone I can talk and somebody decent. Can you just call me for 5 minutes if you are not available so I can just throw your number to the garbage?
Next Message.
Ashley, again you call and the phone is disconnected. I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with your phone. Every time you call you disconnect. I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with this phone call or the way it is. I cannot even talk to you. What is this?
Next Message.
You are fucking asshole mother fucker prostitute. You suck so many dicks, mother fucker prostitute cock sucker. You are prostitute just like your mother. You are a fucking asshole, cocksucker, mother fucker prostitute, mother fucker.
End of message.

David keeps calling her back. And eventually loses it, calling her names.
This guy just can’t take rejection!

how to avoid being desperate and needy

There is a SECRET to this:

When you do have to leave a Voicemail on her phone, leave a funny message. And TEASE her for not answering.
Do it in a Funny, Playful way. :)

Guys, whom insist on calling multiple times and get angry and frustrated when she did not answer or call back just come off needy and desperate.

Like the example you heard above.

What do YOU think?

Once you understand this ‘Secret’ concept, changing your TONALITY, and language usage to connect to the Funny, playful tone with the woman you are calling.. Then..


Relax. Have fun.

You will connect with MORE WOMEN, have MORE FUN, you ain’t stressing yourself and Her resistance will melt away like brown sugar on a Raffles Place pavement in June!

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p.s Ladies. I am curious though. Have you ever face encounters like this before? o_O

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